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A burglar is rifling through his victims living room when he hears a disembodied voice.. “Jesus is watching you..” - The burglar pauses, looks around but when he sees nobody he continues. Again the voice drifts across the darkened living room ” …Jesus is watching you…” The burglar turns quickly and realizes that across the room is a parrot cage. He walks over to the cage and examines the bird. After a minute the burglar says “So what’s your name my pretty?” The bird cocks his head, looks at him with one eye and slowly and clearly says “Moses!” The burglar, believing himself to be in the house of a religious freak, blurts out ” What kind of a dummy would name his bird Moses????” Upon which the parrot answered ” The same kind of dummy that names a 150 pound Rotweiler Jesus !”